I'm Zak, I'm 6' 6", and I'm 16.

stacysdad:

i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

(Source: mulderplease, via jasmyndavies)

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via jasmyndavies)

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squidwardtennisballs:

alright so yesterday i went to sonic with my friends and when you order they ask you for your name, so i went up and ordered a shake and gave them my name (rebecca)

and then about 5 minutes later i went to order again because i had enough money left over for tater tots and the guy went “can i get a name for the order” and i said “oh it’s rebecca again” and

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38 minutes ago

rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

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39 minutes ago

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

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niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(Source: kegelgod, via krazybutbeautiful)

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15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

(via malikathinks)

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42 minutes ago

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

(Source: disneysdaily, via malikathinks)

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qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

(Source: likeafieldmouse, via malikathinks)

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